1 00:00:02,278 --> 00:00:03,382 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:03,417 --> 00:00:05,143 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:05,177 --> 00:00:06,661 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:06,696 --> 00:00:08,732 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:11,804 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:13,910 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:13,944 --> 00:00:16,050 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:16,085 --> 00:00:17,845 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:19,743 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:19,778 --> 00:00:21,987 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,575 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:23,609 --> 00:00:26,026 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,958 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:29,995 All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,962 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:31,997 --> 00:00:33,861 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:33,895 --> 00:00:35,069 - ♪ SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:35,104 --> 00:00:37,347 ♪ SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:37,382 --> 00:00:39,867 [laughing] 20 00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:42,076 ♪ 21 00:00:42,111 --> 00:00:43,491 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:56,573 --> 00:00:58,472 - OH, BOY, JELLYFISHING! 23 00:00:58,506 --> 00:00:59,852 I CAN'T WAIT. 24 00:00:59,887 --> 00:01:01,785 CAN YOU, PATRICK? 25 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:03,408 - [slurping] - PATRICK? 26 00:01:03,442 --> 00:01:04,892 - DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 27 00:01:04,926 --> 00:01:06,342 - UGH. I SAID... 28 00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:07,515 OW! 29 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:09,862 - I'M NOT SURE HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT. 30 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:12,002 - [gasps] MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY. 31 00:01:12,037 --> 00:01:13,901 - [snoring] 32 00:01:13,935 --> 00:01:16,904 - HEY. WE'RE STUCK HERE, REMEMBER? 33 00:01:16,938 --> 00:01:18,492 - WHY IS THAT? 34 00:01:18,526 --> 00:01:21,322 - BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO FILL UP THE BOATMOBILE BEFORE WE LEFT. 35 00:01:21,357 --> 00:01:23,117 SEE? 36 00:01:23,152 --> 00:01:25,154 - HEY, HEROES. 37 00:01:25,188 --> 00:01:26,879 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO? 38 00:01:30,849 --> 00:01:32,092 [both grunting] 39 00:01:38,788 --> 00:01:40,514 - THIS IS A HEAVY PIECE OF NOTHIN'. 40 00:01:40,548 --> 00:01:42,654 [both panting] 41 00:01:42,688 --> 00:01:44,138 SO IS THAT IT? 42 00:01:44,173 --> 00:01:45,760 - YES, THANK YOU, BOYS. 43 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:47,659 WE USUALLY DON'T DO THIS, BUT IN RETURN 44 00:01:47,693 --> 00:01:50,662 FOR PUSHING THE INVISIBOAT UP ALL THOSE HILLS, 45 00:01:50,696 --> 00:01:52,836 THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE YOU TO SEE. 46 00:01:52,871 --> 00:01:57,013 BUT YOU MUST PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING. 47 00:01:57,047 --> 00:01:58,566 Both: OKAY. 48 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:05,435 - WHOA! - WOW! 49 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:07,955 - OOH! THE MAGIC CLAW FROM EPISODE 1582! 50 00:02:07,989 --> 00:02:09,957 [gasps] MAN RAY'S POWER GLOVE! 51 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:12,270 - OOH! A PAIR OF BINOCULARS. 52 00:02:12,304 --> 00:02:15,342 - YES, BOYS, THIS IS OUR LOCKER OF MEMORIES. 53 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:18,517 IT CONTAINS... 54 00:02:18,552 --> 00:02:19,760 I CAN'T REMEMBER. 55 00:02:19,794 --> 00:02:21,417 - [sighs] 56 00:02:21,451 --> 00:02:24,765 IT CONTAINS ALL THE MEMORABILIA FROM OUR SUPERHUMAN ADVENTURES. 57 00:02:24,799 --> 00:02:26,870 - WHOA! HEY, SPONGEBOB, CHECK IT OUT. 58 00:02:26,905 --> 00:02:28,251 - THE DIRTY BUBBLE'S BUBBLE WAND. 59 00:02:28,286 --> 00:02:29,286 - CORRECT. 60 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,499 - [laughs evilly] 61 00:02:37,226 --> 00:02:38,744 - [laughs] 62 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:40,125 SCARED, BOYS? 63 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,299 - MM-HMM. - YEAH. 64 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:43,680 - WELL, DON'T BE. 65 00:02:43,715 --> 00:02:45,924 - AND AS LONG AS NO ONE TOUCHES ANYTHING, 66 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,857 THERE'S NOTHING HERE TO BE SCARED OF. 67 00:02:47,891 --> 00:02:49,583 - UNDERSTOOD. 68 00:02:49,617 --> 00:02:51,550 - AND THIS IS OUR TIME MACHINE. 69 00:02:51,585 --> 00:02:52,965 THIS DEVICE ALLOWS US 70 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,347 TO TRANSPORT INTO THE FUTURE OR PAST, 71 00:02:55,382 --> 00:02:57,970 AT A DATE OR DESTINATION OF OUR CHOOSING. 72 00:02:58,005 --> 00:02:59,455 - WHOA. - OOH. 73 00:02:59,489 --> 00:03:00,973 - UNFORTUNATELY, THE CONSEQUENCES 74 00:03:01,008 --> 00:03:03,562 OF ALTERING THE ORDER OF HISTORY ARE SO DANGEROUS, 75 00:03:03,597 --> 00:03:05,046 WE'VE CHOSEN TO LEAVE IT ALONE. 76 00:03:05,081 --> 00:03:07,359 SO YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH. 77 00:03:07,394 --> 00:03:09,879 - HEY, THIS SNACK MACHINE TOOK MY QUARTER. 78 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:11,674 I WANT MY CRUNCHITY MUNCHITIES. 79 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:13,469 - NO! 80 00:03:13,503 --> 00:03:14,539 - STUPID BOX. 81 00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:18,957 [machine whirring] 82 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,786 YOU REALLY GOT TO GET THAT THING FIXED. 83 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:21,925 - YOU FOOL! 84 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,272 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 85 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:24,859 - WELL, I LOST A QUARTER. 86 00:03:31,521 --> 00:03:33,834 [all screaming] 87 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:58,307 - WHERE ARE WE? 88 00:03:58,341 --> 00:04:00,101 [gasps] IT CAN'T BE. 89 00:04:00,136 --> 00:04:02,656 BIKINI BOTTOM HAS AT LEAST 39 PEOPLE LIVING HERE. 90 00:04:02,690 --> 00:04:04,174 MAYBE AS YOU KNEW IT, 91 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:07,212 BUT THIS IS A DIFFERENT BIKINI BOTTOM OF ANOTHER TIME. 92 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,628 MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T TOUCHED THE TIME MACHINE 93 00:04:09,663 --> 00:04:13,114 LIKE WE TOLD YOU, PATRICK, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS. 94 00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:16,048 HOPEFULLY WE HAVEN'T CHANGED ANYTHING WITH OUR PRESENCE. 95 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,568 - OOH, EVERYTHING LOOKS SO OLD-FASHIONED. 96 00:04:18,603 --> 00:04:21,019 [twangy banjo music] 97 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,641 [sea horse whinnies] 98 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:35,482 [dramatic music and evil laughter] 99 00:04:35,516 --> 00:04:37,760 [people screaming] 100 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:41,798 - [laughs evilly] 101 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:45,112 I'M READY TO RULE THE WORLD AND ITS RICHES. 102 00:04:45,146 --> 00:04:47,804 WITH THIS WEAPON, NOTHING CAN STOP ME. 103 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,737 - THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 104 00:04:49,772 --> 00:04:52,188 - MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY? 105 00:04:52,222 --> 00:04:53,672 - SORRY, MAN RAY, 106 00:04:53,707 --> 00:04:56,848 BUT MY STALWART COMPANION, BARNACLE BOY, AND I 107 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:58,332 BEG TO DIFFER WITH YOU. 108 00:04:58,367 --> 00:04:59,954 - YOU'VE TANGLED WITH THE WRONG END 109 00:04:59,989 --> 00:05:02,060 OF THE FISH HOOK OF JUSTICE, MAN RAY. 110 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,096 - NOW PREPARE FOR A HEAPING HELPING 111 00:05:04,131 --> 00:05:07,755 OF QUICK-DRYING TARTAR SAUCE. 112 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:10,344 - WOW, OUR BODIES WERE SO TIGHT. 113 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:11,828 - WHAT WENT WRONG? 114 00:05:11,863 --> 00:05:13,313 - GAH! 115 00:05:15,004 --> 00:05:16,730 - JUMPIN' JELLYFISH, MERMAID MAN. 116 00:05:16,764 --> 00:05:18,084 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TARTAR SAUCE? 117 00:05:19,974 --> 00:05:21,631 - [burps] 118 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:24,496 GOOD THING THAT WAS AROUND. I WAS STARVING. 119 00:05:24,531 --> 00:05:25,980 - CURIOUS. 120 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:28,120 COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO REFILL IT? 121 00:05:28,155 --> 00:05:30,364 - [laughs evilly] 122 00:05:30,399 --> 00:05:31,986 - THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT. 123 00:05:32,021 --> 00:05:34,610 - PATRICK, WHAT ABOUT MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY? 124 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:36,336 - I DON'T GOT TIME FOR THAT. 125 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,786 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BOYS? 126 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:40,754 - I JUST WANT TO GO HOME! 127 00:05:41,824 --> 00:05:43,688 [beeping] 128 00:05:43,722 --> 00:05:45,103 - WHEN ARE WE GONNA HAVE THOSE TWO 129 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,484 RECLASSIFIED AS VILLAINS? 130 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:49,866 - THEY LEFT US HERE! 131 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:51,558 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 132 00:05:51,592 --> 00:05:54,388 EH, I'M SURE IT'LL ALL WORK OUT. 133 00:05:54,423 --> 00:05:56,977 - DON'T WORRY, MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY 134 00:05:57,011 --> 00:05:59,324 ARE ALWAYS HERE TO HELP THE ELDERLY. 135 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,845 THERE'S SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT THESE TWO, BARNACLE BOY. 136 00:06:02,879 --> 00:06:05,226 I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FLIPPER ON IT. 137 00:06:05,261 --> 00:06:06,952 - HEY, NEAT HAT. 138 00:06:06,987 --> 00:06:09,852 - THANKS, I... 139 00:06:09,886 --> 00:06:12,475 - [laughs evilly] 140 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:14,822 - LET'S GET THESE POOR, DEFENSELESS SENIORS 141 00:06:14,857 --> 00:06:16,099 OUT OF HARM'S WAY. 142 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:20,725 Both: WHOA! 143 00:06:28,284 --> 00:06:29,803 - THAT'S MORE LIKE IT... 144 00:06:29,837 --> 00:06:32,944 BACK IN GOOD OLE PRESENT-DAY BIKINI BOTTOM. 145 00:06:35,464 --> 00:06:36,913 - YES, PATRICK. 146 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:38,881 WE'RE ALL BORN IN OUR OWN PLACE AND TIME. 147 00:06:38,915 --> 00:06:40,883 HELLO, FELLOW CITIZEN. 148 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:47,855 HELLO, SQUILLIAM. 149 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:49,201 - MAN RAY IS GREAT. 150 00:06:49,236 --> 00:06:50,927 - YEAH. 151 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:53,447 MUST BE TAKING CARE OF HIS COMMUNITY SERVICE OBLIGATIONS. 152 00:06:53,482 --> 00:06:55,138 - THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO JAYWALK. 153 00:07:00,489 --> 00:07:02,111 - SAY, UH, PATRICK, 154 00:07:02,145 --> 00:07:05,183 DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT OUR FAIR CITY? 155 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,598 - SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU 156 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:09,359 OVER THE CLATTER OF PRISON CHAINS. 157 00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:12,052 - I SAID ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ODD 158 00:07:12,086 --> 00:07:14,399 ABOUT BIKINI BOTTOM SINCE WE GOT BACK? 159 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,538 - NO. 160 00:07:15,573 --> 00:07:16,884 BUT YES! 161 00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:19,922 JUST LOOK AT THAT GIANT MENACING BILLBOARD. 162 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:23,546 IT'S MISSING A BOLT ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER! 163 00:07:23,581 --> 00:07:25,410 - EVEN WORSE THAN THAT, PATRICK. 164 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,757 THE POLICE GOT NEW UNIFORMS. 165 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:28,931 - OH, NO! 166 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:31,554 WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THOSE OLD ONES? 167 00:07:31,589 --> 00:07:32,762 - AND YIKES! 168 00:07:32,797 --> 00:07:34,454 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KRUSTY KRAB? 169 00:07:37,111 --> 00:07:39,251 "THE DESIGNATED AREA WHERE YOU ARE PERMITTED 170 00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:41,253 "BY MAN RAY, YOUR RULER, 171 00:07:41,288 --> 00:07:44,325 TO OBTAIN SANDWICHES USING MAN RAY DOLLARS"? 172 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,915 DO YOU SEE THE UNDERLYING TRAGEDY IN ALL THIS? 173 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:49,779 - I'M ALL OUT OF MAN RAY DOLLARS? 174 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:51,263 - NO, PATRICK. 175 00:07:51,298 --> 00:07:54,059 IT MEANS THAT WE SOMEHOW CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORY 176 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:55,751 WHEN WE WENT INTO THE PAST, 177 00:07:55,785 --> 00:07:58,926 AND NOW, IN THIS REALITY, MAN RAY IS RULER. 178 00:07:58,961 --> 00:08:01,239 OH, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. - BUT WHAT? 179 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,413 - WHAT ANY SELF-RESPECTING CITIZEN OF THE FREE WORLD 180 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:05,174 WOULD DO IN A TIME OF CRISIS: 181 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:08,073 SEE IF I STILL HAVE A JOB. 182 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:11,491 - HEY, YOU'RE NOT EATING FAST ENOUGH. 183 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,527 - EXCUSE ME, SQUID... WHOA. 184 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:14,528 - YES? 185 00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:15,529 - [stammering] 186 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:16,565 BARNACLE BOY? 187 00:08:16,599 --> 00:08:17,807 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 188 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:19,947 - JUST TAKING STOCK OF A WASTED LIFE. 189 00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:21,017 - ORDER UP! 190 00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:22,260 - MERMAID MAN! 191 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,641 AND HE'S WEARING A HAIRNET. 192 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:25,677 - [sighs] - WHAT HAPPENED? 193 00:08:25,712 --> 00:08:27,645 WHY ARE THE TWO GREATEST HEROES EVER 194 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:29,647 STUCK IN THIS GREASY SPOON, 195 00:08:29,681 --> 00:08:31,856 NOT COMBATING THE EVILS OF MAN RAY? 196 00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:35,066 - I LOST THE DESIRE AND THE PHYSIQUE TO FIGHT 197 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,585 LONG AGO, KID. 198 00:08:36,619 --> 00:08:40,002 FLIPPING PATTIES IS SO MUCH EASIER ON THE JOINTS 199 00:08:40,036 --> 00:08:41,762 WHEN YOU'RE MY AGE. 200 00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:44,075 - WHAT ABOUT THE YOUNGER MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY? 201 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:46,698 SURELY THEY REFUSED TO SURRENDER WITHOUT A FIGHT. 202 00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:49,149 - YOU GOT SPAGHETTI FOR BRAINS, KID? 203 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,220 WE ARETHE YOUNGER ONES. 204 00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:52,911 THE OLDER ONES... 205 00:08:52,946 --> 00:08:56,846 [sniffs] BLESS THEIR SOULS... 206 00:08:56,881 --> 00:09:01,023 HAVE BEEN IMMORTALIZED IN THIS VERY RESTAURANT. 207 00:09:01,057 --> 00:09:04,820 - I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS OF... YOURSELF. 208 00:09:04,854 --> 00:09:07,063 - I HATE TO BREAK UP THE MEMORIAL SERVICE, 209 00:09:07,098 --> 00:09:09,410 BUT WE'RE OUT OF TARTAR SAUCE OUT HERE. 210 00:09:09,445 --> 00:09:11,585 - TARTAR SAUCE? 211 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:14,899 THE TOPPING THAT DESTROYED LIFE AS WE KNEW IT. 212 00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:18,937 IF ONLY MY TARTAR SAUCE ATTACK HADN'T FAILED THAT DAY, 213 00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:22,527 WE WOULDN'T BE LIVING IN THIS WASTELAND. 214 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,013 WE'RE ALREADY OUT? 215 00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:27,049 - YUP. 216 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:29,810 [chomping and gulping] 217 00:09:29,845 --> 00:09:31,812 CHEWY BITS. 218 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,434 [burps] 219 00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:38,439 - I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU FROM SOMEWHERE. 220 00:09:38,474 --> 00:09:42,892 YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU ATE THE TARTAR SAUCE ON THAT DAY! 221 00:09:42,927 --> 00:09:45,654 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 222 00:09:45,688 --> 00:09:46,965 - SORRY, MERMAID MAN. 223 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,415 WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DESTROY YOUR LIVES 224 00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:49,968 AND EVERYTHING YOU HELD DEAR. 225 00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:51,763 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT? 226 00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:53,351 WITH YOUR HELP, OF COURSE. 227 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:58,321 - I'M NOT TEAMING UP WITH YOU TO DO JACK-DIDDLY-SQUAT. 228 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:04,500 BESIDES, MAN RAY HAS ME BY THE NECK. 229 00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:07,883 OH, EVIL! 230 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,402 - DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE DEFEAT WAS SO TRAUMATIC 231 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:12,957 THAT IT HAS GIVEN MAN RAY A STRANGLEHOLD ON YOUR PSYCHE? 232 00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:14,648 - BARNACLES, NO! 233 00:10:14,683 --> 00:10:17,271 IT MEANS HE PUT THIS ELECTRO-COLLAR ON ME 234 00:10:17,306 --> 00:10:20,102 THAT WON'T ALLOW ME TO LEAVE THE RESTAURANT. 235 00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:21,448 - OH. 236 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:24,071 WELL, LET'S GET THAT NASTY THING OFF OF YOU, HMM? 237 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:25,383 [grunting] 238 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,041 - HAVEN'T YOU TWO IDIOTS DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE? 239 00:10:28,075 --> 00:10:30,491 - UH! I CAN'T GET A GOOD GRIP ON IT. 240 00:10:30,526 --> 00:10:33,494 MUST NEED A BETTER ANGLE. HOLD ON. 241 00:10:33,529 --> 00:10:36,981 SORRY. SORRY. 242 00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:39,017 HEY, PATRICK, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE? 243 00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:40,640 - KEEP AWAY FROM ME. 244 00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:48,336 Crash! 245 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,279 - TA-DA! YOU'RE FREE. 246 00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:01,799 CAN WE COAX YOU AND BARNACLE BOY OUT OF RETIREMENT 247 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,766 TO SAVE THE KNOWN UNIVERSE? 248 00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:06,527 - I SUPPOSE YOU'VE PROVEN YOUR METTLE, KID. 249 00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:08,771 BUT I'LL HAVE MY EYE ON YOU TWO. 250 00:11:08,806 --> 00:11:11,878 NOW, LET'S POP THAT DIRTY BUBBLE. 251 00:11:11,912 --> 00:11:13,234 - ACTUALLY, WE'RE FIGHTING MAN RAY. 252 00:11:13,258 --> 00:11:15,985 - OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 253 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:19,920 LET THE LIGHTHOUSE OF JUSTICE SHINE ON RAY MAN. 254 00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:21,715 - OKAY, I SUPPOSE THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 255 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,579 BACK TO THE PAST, GENTS, 256 00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:25,581 TO STOP YOU FROM EATING THE TARTAR SAUCE AGAIN 257 00:11:25,615 --> 00:11:27,341 FOR THE FIRST TIME... HMM. 258 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,694 [all screaming] 259 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,629 [dramatic music] 260 00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:42,115 - [laughs evilly] 261 00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:45,601 I'M READY TO RULE THE WORLD AND ITS RICHES. 262 00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:48,190 - NOT SO FAST, MAN RAY. 263 00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:51,089 - WE'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 264 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:58,303 - KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY TARTAR SAUCE! 265 00:11:58,338 --> 00:12:00,996 - IMPOSTERS! 266 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:03,481 - WHO YOU CALLIN' IMPOSTER, IMPOSTER? 267 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,760 I MUST PREVENT OUR TARTAR SAUCE FROM BEING EATEN 268 00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:09,418 BY THAT... THAT FOOL. 269 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:11,489 - IF I WANT TO GET NEAR MY TARTAR SAUCE, 270 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,802 I GOT TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST. 271 00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:15,735 - I'M GONNA MAKE ME EAT THOSE WORDS. 272 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,012 - BRING IT. 273 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,185 OOH! 274 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:20,912 TAKE THIS. 275 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:22,983 - OOH! 276 00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:25,745 - I'LL NEVER LET YOU WIN. 277 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,850 - OH, YES, I WILL. 278 00:12:27,885 --> 00:12:30,128 - WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS, BARNACLE BOY? 279 00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:32,337 - TANGLED TIMELINE, MERMAID MAN. I'M... 280 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:33,753 - [laughs evilly] 281 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:37,066 YOU OLD COOTS PROVIDED ME THE PERFECT DISTRACTION. 282 00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:40,483 NOW PREPARE TO BE DISAPPEARED. 283 00:12:40,518 --> 00:12:44,073 - SOUNDS GOOD ON PAPER, YOU PURVEYOR OF PURE EVIL. 284 00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:46,248 BUT FORTUNATELY, WE ALL KNOW 285 00:12:46,282 --> 00:12:49,285 WHAT HAPPENS TO PAPER UNDERWATER. 286 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,564 BARNACLE BOY, THE TARTAR SAUCE. 287 00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:55,947 - OOH! - OOH! 288 00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:59,606 - WOW, I'VE NEVER EATEN THAT MUCH TARTAR SAUCE. 289 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,573 - YES, YOU HAVE. 290 00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:03,610 - WELL, IT SURE AIN'T SITTIN' RIGHT. 291 00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:05,129 - [laughs evilly] 292 00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:06,889 FOOLISH FOOLS! 293 00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:10,341 ONCE AGAIN, YOUR BUFFOONERY HAS GIVEN ME VICTORY. 294 00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:13,965 [cackles] 295 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,967 OH, I'M GOING TO SAVOR THIS. 296 00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:17,244 IT'S NOT EVERY DAY 297 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:20,627 I GET TO DEFEAT MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY 298 00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:22,629 THREE TIMES OVER. 299 00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:29,843 - PATRICK, DON'T EAT THE TARTAR SAUCE! 300 00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:31,845 - HA! YOU'RE TOO LATE. 301 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,054 YOUR FAT FRIEND BEAT YOU TO IT. 302 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:37,678 NOW, PREPARE TO TASTE LASER. 303 00:13:39,094 --> 00:13:41,268 Both: WHAAAA! 304 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:42,718 - SO HOW... 305 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,032 - I TOLD YOU WE HAD TO GO BACK FURTHER. 306 00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:47,066 - UH... 307 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,553 - UP, UP, AND AWAY! 308 00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:54,523 - NOW, PATRICK! 309 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,875 - I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS. 310 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:04,257 WHERE ARE THEY ALL COMING FROM? 311 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,052 ANOTHER MACHINE? 312 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,126 - [laughs] 313 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,783 I TOOK CARE OF YOUR BLASTED TIME MACHINE. 314 00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:15,682 [laughs evilly] 315 00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,861 - OH, I'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN AND THINK THIS THROUGH. 316 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,172 - GOTCHA! 317 00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:24,760 YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME FOR THINKING 318 00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:26,451 IN THE STONY LONESOME. 319 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:29,040 - I'M SORRY. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 320 00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:31,871 I'M STILL TRYING TO COMPREHEND WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE. 321 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,493 - IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, REALLY. 322 00:14:33,527 --> 00:14:35,219 YOU WERE DEFEATED BY A CADRE 323 00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:38,325 OF CONTINUUM-CRUISING CRIME STOPPERS. 324 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,741 THANK YOU, SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK. 325 00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:42,605 All: YOU'RE WELCOME. 326 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:48,922 All: WHOA! HI, THERE. 327 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,441 - HELLO. - HELLO. 328 00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:51,925 - HELLO. 329 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,272 - WE JUST WANTED TO COME BACK AND REVISIT THE DAY 330 00:14:54,307 --> 00:14:57,413 THAT EVIL WAS DEFEATED FOREVER. 331 00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:02,039 - HOW YOU DOING? 332 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:06,698 - WHOA! 333 00:15:09,253 --> 00:15:10,944 - HELLO. - HELLO. 334 00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:12,428 - HELLO. 335 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,704 - PATRICK, GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY! 336 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,730 - OH, WHAT? - THIS. 337 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:44,253 - "MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY LOST EPISODE"? 338 00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:45,288 STICK IT IN! 339 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:53,262 [adventure music] 340 00:15:53,297 --> 00:15:55,057 - ♪ FASTER THAN LIGHT 341 00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:57,059 ♪ THEY'RE THERE TO STOP CRIME ♪ 342 00:15:57,094 --> 00:15:58,992 ♪ IT'S MERMAID MAN 343 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,408 ♪ AND BARNACLE BOY both: YEAH! 344 00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:03,859 - ♪ IF YOU'RE IN A JAM... 345 00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:06,034 ♪ 346 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:09,727 ♪ IT'S MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY ♪ 347 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,522 ♪ 348 00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:12,902 Male announcer: THE ADVENTURES 349 00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:15,181 OF MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY. 350 00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:17,183 TONIGHT'S EPISODE: "THE SECRET MEETING." 351 00:16:17,217 --> 00:16:19,426 DEEP IN THE MER-CAVE, 352 00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:22,326 SOMETHING STRANGE TAKES MERMAID MAN'S ATTENTION. 353 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,983 - THE DIRTY BUBBLE? 354 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,019 WHAT'S HE DOING AT THE BUS STOP? 355 00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:27,514 - LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A ONE-WAY TICKET 356 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,850 TO BIKINI BOTTOM, 357 00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:32,301 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THE DIRTY BUBBLE COULD BE UP TO 358 00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:34,545 IN BIKINI BOTTOM, BARNACLE BOY. 359 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,719 - THAT'S RIGHT, MERMAID MAN. 360 00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:38,514 Both: EVIL! 361 00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:43,519 - [cackling] 362 00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:49,387 announcer: THE TERRIBLE MAN RAY. 363 00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:52,011 - I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 364 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,943 - I WOULDN'T MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD, DIRTY. 365 00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:55,359 [laughs] 366 00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,637 announcer: THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL CRUSTACEANS, 367 00:16:57,671 --> 00:16:59,742 IT'S JUMBO SHRIMP. 368 00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:02,504 IT'S THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER, THE ABOMINATION 369 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:05,990 OF A NUCLEAR EXPERIMENT GONE HORRIBLY WRONG. 370 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:11,582 AND THE TERROR OF THE SEWERS, THE MAN-EATING SINISTER SLUG. 371 00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:14,723 - [laughs] WE JOIN FORCES AT LAST. 372 00:17:14,757 --> 00:17:16,932 - IT'S WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED... 373 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,313 A TEAM-UP. 374 00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:21,730 - WELCOME TO THE BGATFBC. 375 00:17:21,764 --> 00:17:24,974 [evil laughter] 376 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,117 - APRIL 3RD, 12:00 NOON? 377 00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:30,808 THAT'S TOMORROW. 378 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,328 - HOLY... 379 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:35,330 - HEY. 380 00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:37,297 - DON'T WORRY. I CAN FIX IT. 381 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:40,506 [gasps] 382 00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,860 - GRIPING GUPPIES, MERMAID MAN. 383 00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:50,310 WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 384 00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:51,898 - NOT SO FAST, LITTLE FLIPPER. 385 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:54,038 WE'RE FAR TOO OUTMANNED. 386 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,453 BUT FEAR NOT. 387 00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:59,112 I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF EVIL. 388 00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:02,391 Announcer: OUR HERO OF THE BRINE PUTS OUT AN URGENT CALL. 389 00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:04,980 - TO THE OCEAN'S GREATEST HEROES. 390 00:18:05,014 --> 00:18:06,326 - [unintelligible speech] 391 00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:08,673 - YES, I CAN HOLD. 392 00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:14,679 Announcer: MEANWHILE A SINISTER HORDE 393 00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:17,199 CONGREGATES OUTSIDE HOTEL EVIL. 394 00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:19,408 - RIGHT THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN. 395 00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:22,170 - HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN HERE? 396 00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:23,412 - HUH? 397 00:18:23,447 --> 00:18:25,449 OH, I'M DREADFULLY SORRY, GENTLEMEN. 398 00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:27,382 YOU MUST BE IN THE WRONG ROOM. 399 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:31,765 THIS ROOM IS RESERVED FOR THE BGATFBC. 400 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,146 - THAT'S FUNNY. 401 00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:35,390 I THOUGHT IT WAS SET ASIDE FOR THE IJLSA. 402 00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:37,219 - IJLSA? 403 00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:40,015 WHAT IN CORAL CAVERNS IS THAT? 404 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,776 All: MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY? 405 00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:44,537 - THAT'S RIGHT. 406 00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:47,471 NOW, BEFORE YOU HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE, 407 00:18:47,505 --> 00:18:49,714 SAY HELLO TO SOME FRIENDS. 408 00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:56,169 THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND. 409 00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:59,552 - GREET THE HOTTEST CRIME FIGHTER IN THE COUNTRY, 410 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,209 PROFESSOR MAGMA. 411 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:08,733 - THE ELUSIVE MISS APPEAR. 412 00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:13,152 AND THE PYRITE PONDERER, WITH HIS HAIRNET OF KNOWLEDGE. 413 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,084 - DO WE REALLY EXIST? 414 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,190 - TOGETHER, WE ARE... 415 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:22,437 THE INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE LODGE OF SUPER ACQUAINTANCES. 416 00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:23,921 - LET'S GET 'EM, BOYS. 417 00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:35,208 - DO NOT TUSSLE WITH THE BGATFBC. 418 00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,692 - OOH! 419 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:40,558 - VIOLENCE RESOLVES NOTHING. 420 00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:44,321 - GOOD NIGHT, BALLOON BOY. 421 00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:46,564 [laughs] 422 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,325 - PROFESSOR MAGMA, CATCH. 423 00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:55,401 - STEP ASIDE, YOU COPIOUS COD. 424 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,230 MY BEEF IS WITH THE BUBBLE. 425 00:19:57,265 --> 00:20:00,716 - CAREFUL, BARNACLE BOY. HE'S GOT NUCLEAR TOUCH. 426 00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:02,304 - RAA! 427 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,790 - NUCLEAR TOUCH! 428 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:07,033 [both gasp] 429 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,931 - I CAN'T WATCH. 430 00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:15,973 - FRACTURING FURNITURE! 431 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,664 HANG TIGHT, BUDDY. 432 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:32,507 HANG IN THERE, MY DARING DEPUTY. 433 00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:39,203 - YOUR DARING DEPUTY IS NAPPING RIGHT NOW. 434 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,102 BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO PASS ALONG THE MESSAGE... 435 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,967 IF HE EVER WAKES UP, THAT IS. 436 00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:47,625 HA... HA... HA. 437 00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:49,420 - SWIRLING SHRIMP! 438 00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:52,181 THAT FIEND HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF BARNACLE BOY. 439 00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:54,667 - WHAT DO WE DO, MERMAID MAN? 440 00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:56,979 - I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. 441 00:20:57,014 --> 00:20:59,465 I BELIEVE IF THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER 442 00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:00,983 WERE TO TOUCH THAT WRETCHED GROWTH, 443 00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:02,778 IT WOULD CAUSE A CHAIN REACTION, 444 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:05,747 REVERSING THE POLARITY AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL, 445 00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:09,854 RESTORING BARNACLE BOY TO HIS NATURAL STATE. 446 00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:13,099 DOES THAT SOUND ABOUT RIGHT, PROFESSOR MAGMA? 447 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:14,687 - [gurgling] 448 00:21:14,721 --> 00:21:16,378 - YOU'LL NEVER DO IT. 449 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,518 YOU DON'T HAVE THE MOXIE. 450 00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:21,072 - THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, CUR. 451 00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:24,385 SHIELD! 452 00:21:29,702 --> 00:21:32,014 [laughs] 453 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,085 - LOOK OUT, MERMAID MAN! 454 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,397 - [gasps] 455 00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:43,094 both: YAY! 456 00:21:45,718 --> 00:21:50,792 - THE SINISTER SLUG'S SLIME HAS YOU STATIONARY AND STIFF, 457 00:21:50,826 --> 00:21:53,760 WHICH MEANS YOUR TIME IS UP, FRIEND. 458 00:21:54,865 --> 00:22:00,319 - NOT NUCLEAR TOOOOOOUCH! 459 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:05,047 - GREAT GRAVY! WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 460 00:22:05,082 --> 00:22:06,842 - I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER. 461 00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:09,017 NOW LET'S TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 462 00:22:10,432 --> 00:22:13,297 - PLEASE, UTILIZE MY HAIRNET OF KNOWLEDGE 463 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,402 FOR THIS ENDEAVOR. 464 00:22:14,436 --> 00:22:16,335 - THANK YOU, PONDERER. 465 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,716 - NO, NO! YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND. 466 00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,408 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 467 00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:26,310 - YOU REALLY THOUGHT 468 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,184 YOU WERE GOING TO GET AWAY WITH IT, DIDN'T YOU? 469 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:32,592 FESS UP, VILLAINS. WHAT'S THE BGATFBC? 470 00:22:32,627 --> 00:22:35,837 - IT STANDS FOR "THE BAD GUYS ALL TOGETHER FOR BOOK CLUB." 471 00:22:35,871 --> 00:22:37,563 - BOOK CLUB? 472 00:22:37,597 --> 00:22:38,978 YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T 473 00:22:39,012 --> 00:22:41,290 GOING TO DESTROY A LIBRARY OR SOMETHING? 474 00:22:41,325 --> 00:22:44,224 - WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? WE'RE ALMOST TO THE NEW CHAPTER. 475 00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:47,642 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, LOCK US UP FOR READING? 476 00:22:47,676 --> 00:22:50,748 - YEAH, YOU CAN'T IMPRISON US FOR READING. 477 00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:51,991 - THAT'S RIGHT. 478 00:22:52,025 --> 00:22:54,062 REMEMBER, KIDS, 479 00:22:54,096 --> 00:22:57,514 NO ONE CAN IMPRISON YOU FOR READING. 480 00:23:00,793 --> 00:23:02,450 - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 481 00:23:02,484 --> 00:23:04,693 WHY ARE THOSE SQUIGGLES ON THE SCREEN? 482 00:23:04,728 --> 00:23:06,902 - THOSE ARE CALLED "END CREDITS," PATRICK. 483 00:23:06,937 --> 00:23:08,248 - END CREDITS? 484 00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:10,630 BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO END. 485 00:23:10,665 --> 00:23:15,117 - THAT'S WHY NEPTUNE GAVE US THE REWIND BUTTON. 486 00:23:15,152 --> 00:23:16,774 - THANK YOU, NEPTUNE! 487 00:23:24,506 --> 00:23:27,509 [lilting ukulele music] 488 00:23:27,544 --> 00:23:35,414 ♪